Minerva McGonagall's Journal
Monday, February 23, 2004
Happy Birthday, Mr. Weasley.
Monday, January 26, 2004
Friday, January 16, 2004
Monday, January 12, 2004
I am not owling this, because I felt it needed to be said publicly. In the midst of your essay on the effects of transfiguration on animals, I stumbled across this:
McGonagall, you're a wonderful woman, but really, you need to get laid. Honestly. Who the hell would spend all there time grading these papers. You're nutters.
I am not angry, merely amused. My response to this bit, however is:
I wish to inform you, not that it's any of your business anyways, that I get laid quite regularly. And as for grading papers, I just toss them off the stairs, and grade them according to where they land.
Friday, January 9, 2004
I'm not sure if it's because I simply can't deal with your bitching anymore about the annoyance of being off holidays, or the fact that I just don't feel like dealing with you all, you all have Monday and Tuesday classes off. Please be sure to read the assignment I gave you today, and have it ready on Wednesday.
Tuesday, January 6, 2004
As I was cleaning out my rooms today, and clearing everything even remotely connected to the holidays, and I saw something run across the floor. Alvin attacked it. It turns out it was an enchanted dustbunny. Rolanda swears she didn't do it, and so I'm curious, does anyone else have a problem with them?
Also, I never realized tinsel made such a mess.
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
I have the biggest fucking hangover I have ever had in my entire life. I can't even remember half the night. Nor can Rolanda.
Remus, dear, how the fuck did we end up in our rooms? I'm confused.
I'm going back to bed.
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
3:49PM - Owls
( Owl to Terry Boot with parcel attachedCollapse )
( Owl to Hermione Granger with very large attachmentCollapse )
( Owl to Filius Flitwick with an attachmentCollapse )
( Owl to RemusCollapse )
( Owl to LunaCollapse )
And, I think I'm finished with owls for the day.
Thursday, December 18, 2003
(I just realized Ash hadn't sent out the last of the secret santa owls. So here are those.)
( Owl to SeamusCollapse )
( Owl to SeverusCollapse )
( Owl to MillicentCollapse )
( Owl to PadmaCollapse )
PLEASE DON'T REVEAL WHO YOU HAVE!!!
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
If I just breathe
Let it fill the space between
I�ll know everything is alright
Every little piece of me
Everything is alright
If I just breathe
Wow. I just...damn.
If you could kindly fuck off for once, I'd be greatly appreciative. I might not have liked him at times, but I did love him. Damn you.
Saturday, December 13, 2003
Two hundred points from Professor Snape,
and 8 weeks free detention for Mr. Zabini.
Also, along with those 8 weeks free detention, I'm tossing another 100 points to him.
And actually, I switched it again, you arsehole, and just for that, I've come up with a plan. Well, actually no. Madam Hooch came up with a plan. So we shall see how that goes. *smirk*
Friday, December 12, 2003
Do not talk to me. Do not IM me, do not comment on any post, with the exception of the one about missing Secret Santas. Today has been fully of irritation, rolling and boiling.
Some people continue to try my patience. I am not happy. I will not hesitate to hex anyone if they seek me out this weekend.
If you try anything, you will regret it.
That is not a threat, it's a promise.
Not only am I switching it now, but I'm going to give you a pain in the arse one, and will proceed to make your life hell.
I'm sure Grumpy would like to be your friend again, Severus.
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
Payback's a bitch, i'nnit?
I just realized that LJ ate Monday's post, and after two days of wondering, "Why hasn't Remus replied?" I decided to check it out...
Remus, feel free to keep the dogs as long as you need the company and relaxation of playing with them. Let me know when you get tired of them, and I'll be glad to take them off your hands.
Tuesday, December 9, 2003
Well, I certainly spammed Conturbo today......
Monday, December 8, 2003
Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song titles:
Band/Artist: David Bowie
Are you female or male: "China Girl"
Describe yourself: "New Killer Star"
How do people feel about you: "Love You Till Tuesday", apparently.
How do you feel about yourself: "Always Crashing In The Same Car"
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: "Boys Keep Swinging"
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: "Can You Hear Me?"
Describe where you want to be: "Suffragette City"
Describe what you want to be: "Conversation Piece"
Describe how you live: "The Pretty Things Are Going To Hell"
Describe how you love: "Modern Love"
Share a few words of wisdom: "Hang On To Yourself"
Friday, December 5, 2003
Email me, darling. I've a bunch of ideas for plots to toss your way. awesome_asherz @ hotmail dot com.
Thursday, December 4, 2003
Total Damage Done:
3 couches destroyed
1 window broken
2 chair legs chewed
4 flasks of miscellany potions
1 roast beef munched on
12 cats harassed
But, they're safely stored away in our rooms now, so you no longer have to worry.
Wednesday, December 3, 2003
LOW FLYING WARNING:
My 2 puppies escaped, and are currently galavanting about the castle. If you see them, don't worry, they won't bite, but they love to play. Either bring them to myself or Madam Hooch. We've be very greatful. Simon misses his two brothers.
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